“Wake me before you go to work,” I said, knowing full-well I’d be licking the crack of dawn when he did. He groaned acknowledgement of my plea for morning masochism..
The sort of talk that follows might sound strange to non-cat people, and maybe even a tad hateful. But it’s not. This is how we speak endearing and loving things about our cats. You have to be a cat person to…
I’ve heard people call my humour various things, from “crass” to “dry”, “harsh” and “incorrect”, all the way through to “nonsensical.” Well, today I’m going to prove them all correct. Especially that last one…
ANIKE KIRSTEN 